February 2012
181 posts
More Deaths as Quran Burning Protests Rage On →
Reading about people who kill other human beings because someone burned pieces of paper. Oh. Man. This is one of the 36476235763 reasons why I’m an anti-theist.
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Who did we buy Alaska from? Surely we can give it back?
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Posted Two New Books →
They’re both about catty bitches.
My Hypem Account →
I’ve had it since 2009 but really only use it to listen to new music. I didn’t realize it kept track of my listening history. That’s cool. There are only 53 songs in my favorites right now, but it’s a pretty interesting mix. I don’t think you need an account to listen. If you have one, add me?
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Famelicose (1730 -1775)
Famelicose adj- often or very hungry
When Gucci Mane says “colder than a polar bear sleeping in a freezer”
I’m like “polar bears are warm blooded mammals built to withstand especially cold weather and because of their layer of blubber, they tend to overheat at any temperature above 50 degree fahrenheit and so technically—”
and then I remember he has an ice cream cone tattooed on his face
The French word for “lawyer” is also the French word for “avocado”
Um, if you’re a WRITER why do you make typos?
– Everyone in the World
requiemforslugs asked: last meal, no price limit. make a list. specifics.